Before I rattle off my girl crushes on some of the British beauties I've discovered, I'd just like to put a semi disclaimer up for my mom who reads this blog to let her know that I am not in anyway, shape or form gay and if I were, I'd hide it from her anyways.
Ok...Let's talk girl crushes!
Britain has some beautiful women whom I've had the pleasure of crushing on. I will show you my list of these gorgeous lasses and should hope that since I'm in the capital city and I know these ladies probably reside, work or spend time here, that I will have the opportunity to run into any of them. Just to merely talk about girl things like makeup, hair, boys. Maybe I might ask them to put on a bikini.
Without further adieu....
Alesha Dixon
Okay so I've mentioned Miss Alesha on here previously. She's on my stalk list (go read that entry). I've been a fan of hers ever since I saw her in that Pharrell video called "She Wants To Move" and she's dancing in a silver dress on a box looking oh so sexy. I just want to be her friend. That's all. Promise.
Alexandra Burke
Ok so Alex is an English singer that won this singing competition called The XFactor which is like American Idol. She kinda reminds me of Beyonce (who she did a duet with on the XFactor and it was amazing) in that she dresses sexy, dances sexy and she really can sing. Not only that....I've seen some of her outfits and let's just say that if she wore those in my presence, she might call the cops on me.
Ok so Rochelle is in this English girl group called The Saturdays. They suck. They really do but they are kind of popular here amongst those kids whose brains only function when they see candy and cartoons. She's so beautiful though so I can forgive the fact that she's in this "band" that's kind of like the Spice Girls except they aren't as fun nor are they as talented and they're not nearly as famous and they don't have Victoria Beckham. Seriously...look at her though. How could you not forgive her for anything?
Keisha Buchanan
Keisha WAS a part of this English girl "band" called The Sugababes. Now let me tell you....I really use to like The Sugababes when she was in it. They had some great songs and I liked them before I came to London. But now, I hate them. They suck. First of all, they forced Keisha out the group because they "claimed" she was an attention seeking bitch. Well look at her? She's amazingly beautiful and she can't help it if she received all the attention. The other Sugababes were just jealous! That's right. Jealous. Keisha, come hang out with me....I won't be jealous of you. As a matter of fact, I would just marvel at your beauty and tell you how much I love you. Yes I know that sounds stalkerish but it's perfectly normal behaviour. I mean, I'm American. That's how we do things.
Yes I know they are all singers but those are the only girls I'm crushing on and oh....I'm not gay.
